Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.

pretty sure i ate from the wrong side of the mushroom...

this. is. serious.

If you are a manipulative person who does shady shit and you act suspicious,
I will look at you that way until you give me reason to see you otherwise.
I will always be suspicious of you.
I will always have a hard time believing anything that comes out of your mouth and the things you say and do will hold no weight as far as I’m concerned.
“Fool me once…” and it stops there.
If I catch you in the smallest lie, ever…then, well…you are forever a liar.
If you will take the time and make a choice to lie about something so trivial, something so small and un-important then I cannot help but think you will lie about anything.
I am an “actions speak louder” type girl and I will not apologize for that.

all dogs go to heaven...right?

i hope so because i don't know if i could deal if it were any other way. we unfornately lost another member of our family yesterday. this time, it was not expected. our dearest Mac. i do not have the mental capacity to put into words what i'm feeling today - i've almost not had a chance to really focus on the fact that he is gone. i honestly can't think about it other than a fleeting thought or else i'll get stuck in that place. and greaving over a pet is awful. all i can say is that i love you, Mac. you will be missed and we will always remember you and never forget the times we've had.

say hello to everyone for us.

privacy?

once you become a parent, it's true, your privacy goes STRAIGHT out the window.

can't even take a bath in peace, sheesh.